he puts the penis in happiness.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Never underestimate the power of titties
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