she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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