On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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