Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
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