I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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