So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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