Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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