What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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