U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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