Tell her she can't have a vagina
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
this boner is exhausting
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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