I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We were destined to go to rehab together
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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