he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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