Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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