Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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