You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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