I don't usually arrange sex via text message
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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