Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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