I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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