Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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