Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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