talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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