So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm too high and old for this...
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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