Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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