walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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