so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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