i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
where am i from again
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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