I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
