i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
