Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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