where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
handjob tips. give me some.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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