I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
