yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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