You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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