Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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