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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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