she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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