office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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