He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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