Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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