I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Randomize