But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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