he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
then he tried to convert me to islam
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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