I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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