idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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