I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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