he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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