u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day â¤ï¸
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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