Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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