Whod you bang
I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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