I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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