Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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