: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
