at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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