What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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