Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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