There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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