dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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